I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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