Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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