is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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