therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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