I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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