I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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