What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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