It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
