it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
wow bdsm is so cute
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