I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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