i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Drunk is not a location!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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