okay pat passed out under dana's car
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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