I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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