oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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