apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
