but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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