I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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