Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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