They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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