I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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