I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
