oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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