Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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