no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I will be naked everywhere
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
