is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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