After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
BRING THE BAGELS
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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