your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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