i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.