? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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