thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
