Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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