i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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