Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
where am i from again
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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