i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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