I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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