no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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