I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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