It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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