My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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