Is it because I queefed?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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