Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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