haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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