They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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