so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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