So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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