walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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