Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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