sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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