covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I am naked and annoyed.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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