jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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