Sponge bath it is.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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