Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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