nut hugger
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
there was a trapeze. enough said
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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