I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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