It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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