I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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