Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This is not my ceiling
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
