No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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