do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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